my icons my nipple

I’m in a weird mood tonight sorry

I alert someone every time I have even a slight pain just in case I die they can be like “oh he did complain of a slight pain in his armpit before he was died” and then because of that they realize I have some rare disease

Two chains but I got me a coupon

emilioestevez:

Do u ever get those little bumps on your tongue and you just play with them all day until they go away

But sometimes they hurt so fuck that shit

Do u ever get those little bumps on your tongue and you just play with them all day until they go away

pizzaforpresident:

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VIDEO OF ALL TIME

dinoonyourface:

damn amanda

dinoonyourface:

damn amanda

twitturds:

i give u permission to reblog my selfie

lindsaychrist:

maleteen:

chinese food is more important than 95% of the things in my life