May 2013
I’m in a weird mood tonight sorry
I alert someone every time I have even a slight pain just in case I die they can be like “oh he did complain of a slight pain in his armpit before he was died” and then because of that they realize I have some rare disease
Two chains but I got me a coupon
emilioestevez:
Do u ever get those little bumps on your tongue and you just play with them all day until they go away
But sometimes they hurt so fuck that shit
Do u ever get those little bumps on your tongue and you just play with them all day until they go away
1 tag
Watchpizzaforpresident:
LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VIDEO OF ALL TIME
twitturds:
i give u permission to reblog my selfie
maleteen:
chinese food is more important than 95% of the things in my life
frosteethesnowman:
tumblr’s all fun and games and then you realize it’s four a.m. and you have three tests tomorrow and you’ve accomplished nothing and your whole life is a lie
trambompoline:
*makes out with u as a friend*
leonmcgann:
its weird how google became a synonym for search
3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236iw2h:
some ppls urls r so stupid smh
bootipop:
Cheer up, you’re never alone! There is probably at least 1 bug in your room
ehhhr:
lying on the laptop charger for warmth
does miley cyrus do anything these days besides walk around
sherbot:
theboywhofangirled:
TOTALLY JUST CONVINCED MY BRITISH FRIEND THE AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEM USES SHARPS AND FLATS IN GRADING LIKE A-, Ab, A, A#, AND A+ AND SHE’S TOTALLY BUYING IT
YOU LITTLE SHIT
iamtonysexual:
jonandtheon:
jonandtheon:
jonandtheon:
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
RED ASLERT
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later,...
leonmcgann:
this one time in primary school we were doing a play and the teacher asked who wanted to be a flower and i put my hand up as a joke but then i actually got the role ‘flower’, i feel like this is what happened when robert pattinson got his role in twilight
haemus:
skittlesndrpepper:
craigmothertucker:
so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.
I want to have a bf just like that
shavingryansprivates:
who decided raspberries should be spelled like that
sexhaver:
“don’t play the race card,” you start to say. but it is already too late. my Race Card is face-up in attack position. you scream as your body is sucked into the Shadow Realm
nosdrinker:
nosdrinker:
nosdrinker:
what if everyone on earth had a boner at the same time
everyone
even women and babies
zackisontumblr:
you know a text post has made it to the big time when it gets stolen by twitter parody accounts
cokeflow:
black holes actually exist and here we are worrying about whether people on the internet like us or not
