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i’m really sorry
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oh my god I just realized something okay
so if yahoo is buying tumblr for about $1 billion and tumblr is estimated to have 50 billion posts then it means that every post is worth two cents
I am actually giving you my two cents in every post
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lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
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nicki minaj is 30
how
she was born 30 years ago
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Is your name caprisun bc I wanna suck you dry
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My girlfriend got charged for beastiality because I’m an animal in bed
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im fucking crying. how the hell you this ugly?
bye
I’m crying again
he looks like the thing you put your foot in at a shoe store to see what your size is
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*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks
i literally say this a hundred times a day
*16 year old girl voice* literally.
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martlna said: OH MY GODBAUDBD
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story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
