(Source: little-deathhh, via vanillish)
i’m really sorry
oh my god I just realized something okay
so if yahoo is buying tumblr for about $1 billion and tumblr is estimated to have 50 billion posts then it means that every post is worth two cents
I am actually giving you my two cents in every post
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
nicki minaj is 30
she was born 30 years ago
(Source: wouldyoulikeajellybaby63, via thatsmoderatelyraven)
Is your name caprisun bc I wanna suck you dry
My girlfriend got charged for beastiality because I’m an animal in bed
im fucking crying. how the hell you this ugly?
I’m crying again
he looks like the thing you put your foot in at a shoe store to see what your size is
*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks
i literally say this a hundred times a day
*16 year old girl voice* literally.
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.